kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

shit-gaze:

friend, this is for you 

chickensandwich:

i am such a cuddly little baby because i like to be snuggled and i like to feel kisses on my neck and i like to sleep and feel you breathing on me and i just want to be close and feel a connection

drdestielpharmd:

parhelion7:

burqalicious:

tom-bass:

N…o…..

No…

NO

I KNEW IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YES. I ALWAYS SAID “JIF”. And then I took a digital art class in college where the professor said “gif” with a hard “g” and I was like “wait, have I been saying it wrong all these years?” BUT NO! VICTORY!

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

creapy:

if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples

I’m trying to stop myself from eating an entire bag of twenty dumplings and im failing at it so bad i hate myself but dumplings