La Vie est Drôle

mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

noojabes:

aight let me say this tho. when biphobic lesbians say things like ‘i don’t wanna be anywhere a guy has been” or the more cissexist/transmisogynistic “i don’t wanna be anywhere a dick has been”

you’re. kind of treating a bi woman like a used object. and totally qualifying her based on her past experiences. and deciding what does or does not impact her worth and purity. 

and ur a piece of crap.

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

superwhomestuckavenglordlockian:

broinmacken:

funfact: your url does not have to display every single fucking fandom you are in jesus christ

I have an odd feeling that this post is about me.

inkskinned:

idk man it just makes me so so so sad when you’re watching a cutiepie talk about their passion like when they light up and start bubbling over with words and then all of a sudden they stop themselves and say stuff like “sorry, i know this is boring” or “sorry i just got excited”

like you know somewhere in their life someone they respected told them “shut up nobody cares” and ever since they can’t talk about their favorite things without apologizing every 5 seconds

666meme:

recltube:

i should come with a warning label

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ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

avolating:

I want a relationship, not necessarily for sex but just someone to tell everything to and have movie nights with takeaway and just someone to trust